Here’s a survey I made up last Thursday,

One that you will not deny,

Is filled with thought provoking questions

You need to know before you die,

Like for instance, “Have you ever wondered what it would be like

If cheese enslaved the Earth?”

Here are some clever answers, I have already gotten,

So let me tell you before the cheese goes rotten.

“My husband will have a heart attack from all that cheese!”

“I’m lactose intolerant, if you please!”

“I’ll eat the cheese,”

 But you’d better not!

Because eating the cheese will make your brain rot!

Stinky cheese will make you freeze

Into a Limburger statue,

Another response is, “The cheese will melt!”

And its effect will be felt, down to your toes,

And after that, anything goes!

So don’t sneeze on the cheese,

It will provoke its evil wrath!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Original poem by my son…who loves cheese!