Things I’d Like To Say…

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To  Backbiters…

“How do you have the time to talk about, and judge other people???

Is your own life not complicated enough???

Mine is!”

To Unkind People…

“Has no one ever told you that…’If you have nothing nice to say…say nothing?!?’

It’s far better to ignore than to be maliciously cruel!!”

To Insensitive People

“Think BEFORE you speak!”

To Hateful People

“What’s the matter with you???”

To Fickle People…

“How’s does what you’re saying, or doing, concern me?”

To Pushy People…

“Don’t try to manipulate, or control, me!”

To Unconcerned People…

“Are you kidding me???”

To Accident-Prone People…

“What were you thinking???”

To Scared People…

“Do it afraid!!”

(As Joyce Meyer would say!  Ha!)

To Gossipers…

“Should we tell everyone all we know about you??”

To Grudge-Holding  People

“Life is so short…

Your grudge is not hurting me as much as it’s hurting you!”

To People Who Are Babies…

“GROW UP!”

To Better-Than-Thou People…

“No, you’re not!!”

To I-Take-Offense-To-That People…

“Get over it!”

To It’s-All-About-Me People…

“How wrong can you be?”

To I-Take-Life-Seriously People…

 “Lighten Up!!”

To I-Talk-Too-Low-Or-Write-Too-Small People…

“I can’t hear you, or read what you’re writing!”!

To Angry People…

“I don’t want to be around you!”

To Always-Late-Or-Don’t-Show-Up People…

“I  can’t wait for you any longer!”

To I Never Have Any Money People…

“G E T  A  J O B ! ! !

Or, quit spending it all!”

To Wishy-Washy People…

“Make a decision!!

And stick with it!”

To Trying-To-Get-Out-Of-Work People…

“Stop wasting time, just do it!”

To Annoying People…

“Stop it!”

To Poor-Driver People

“Stay off the road!”

To Stalking, Mooching, and Clingy People…

“Get a Life!

Your own Life!”

To I-Never-Feel-Good People…

“Eat right and get some exercise!”

To I-Don’t-Like-Change People…

“Try something new!  Change is good!  Ha!”

To My-Life-Is-A-Mess People…

“Pick up the pieces and move on!”

To There’s-No-God People…

“Really?  He’s right here!!”

Sorry, this is just the teacher coming out in me!

Really, sometimes we make things so complicated!

They aren’t!

Love you…but…

Straighten up, Folks!!

I’m just sayin’!!!

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