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Ooops #1

I received this e-mail yesterday…

(author unknown)

It’s  priceless!!

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address!

“A Minneapolis couple…

Decided to go to Florida to thaw-out…

During a particularly icy winter…

They planned to stay at the same hotel…

Where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier….

Because of hectic schedules…

It was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules…

So, the husband left Minnesota…

And flew to Florida on Thursday…

With his wife flying down the following day…

The husband checked into the hotel…

And was pleased to see…

There was a computer in his room…

So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife…

However…

He accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address…

And without realizing his error…

Sent the e-mail…

Meanwhile…

Somewhere in Houston…

A widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral….

He was a Baptist minister…

Who was called home to glory…

Following a heart attack…

The widow decided to check her e-mail…

Expecting messages from relatives and friends…

After reading the first message…

She screamed and fainted!

The widow’s son rushed into the room…

Found his mother on the floor…

And saw the computer screen which read:

To:  My Loving Wife

Subject:  I’ve Arrived

Date:  March 21, 2012

“I know you’re surprised to hear from me…

They have computers here now..

You’re allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones…

I’ve just arrived…

And have been checked in…

I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival…

Looking forward to seeing you then…

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!

P. S. You won’t believe how hot it is down  here!!!”

Ha!

Ooops #2

A funny thing happened on our vacation this year at the beach…

That makes me want to kiss my son…

And thank God each day for him!

My husband went to start our car…

And was going to pick me up at the door of our hotel…

So we could leave to go to dinner…

I was wondering what was taking him so long…

When he finally came walking back…

He said, “Click, Click, Click…nothing!!

Our car is dead!”

My son wasn’t with us that night…

Or we could’ve used his car…

My husband told me that as he had stood next to the car…

Trying to figure out what to do…

A fourteen year-old boy walked up to him and said…

“Mister, do you need a jump?”

“No,” My husband had answered…

“I think we’ll just have to call AAA…

Seems like maybe it’s the starter…”

That’s when he came back to our room…

To tell me the glorious news…

We’re stuck with no car…

And now no dinner!

Time to pray!!!

He called our mechanic at home…

Our mechanic said, “Sounds like the battery!”

He went to find the kid to get a jump…

When he found him, he asked…

“Where’s your Dad’s car? 

If it’s just the battery…

I can use a jump.”

“Well, my Dad’s not here,”

The kid said…

“Well, who has the car?”

My husband asks…

“No one!”

The kid answers…

“Well, how can I jump my car without another car?”

My husband insists…

The kid replies…

“Oh, I didn’t think of that!”

Ha!

Really?!?!

Oh, I’ve taught kids like this…

Obviously, my husband hasn’t!!

Or, he wouldn’t be depending on a fourteen year-old!!!

It’s the thought that counts, right?!?!?

We called AAA!!

Ooops #3

Well, I don’t have any room to talk…

Right after school got out…

Before we left for vacation…

While we were frantically packing…

I was doing some home schooler’s evaluations…

And planned to do the rest when we got back…

I had squeezed in an extra evaluation for a friend…

On the Saturday before we left…

And quickly forgot all about doing it!

After vacation…

I e-mailed two friends to say…

“I’m home…

And ready to do your evaluations!”

One Mom e-mailed me back…

and said…

“You already did our evaluation!!”

I was afraid she was going to say that!!

Ha!

  #1  Lord, thank you for the good laugh e-mail!!

#2   Thank you that I can appreciate my son!!

       #3  Oh, and may I have my mind back now????!!!!

 

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