The Reason I Haven’t Been Blogging…

Standard
The name
And the life situations
Have been changed to protect the innocent!
ME
But, really this has been my life
So-to-speak for months now!
 
I am driving
I am late for work
Spilling coffee down my whitest shirt
While I’m flossing and I’m changing lanes
Oh YeahNow I’m driving
Through the parking lot
Doing eighty, hey what the heck why not
Watch it lady, Cuz you’re in my spot
Once again, It’s early to work
And here’s a surprise, I got a
McMuffin for just 99 cents today
I think they ran a special[CHORUS:]
I can’t stand still Can I get a witness
Can you hear me Anybody, Anybody
I think I am running just to catch myselfMaybe someday I could fly away
Go to Key Largo or Montego Bay
Sport my Speedo, maybe grab a tan
DREAM VACATION, WILD ELATION
Now I’m running
Straight into my boss
And he’s angry, Oh and he calls me Ross
Which is funny, cause that ain’t my nameAnd that’s lame
I’m still running
Running very late, For a meeting
Wait, that was yesterday
Guess I’m early for the one next week, Oh how sweet
I get on the ladder, I corporately climb
I wave at my life as it passes me by everyday
My name’s not Ross!

[CHORUS]

Life in my cubicle is discreet, Life in my cubicle is neat
I’ve got some pictures of my friends
Some sharpened pencils…where’s my pen
Ten O’clock I’m in a meeting
Paper cut I think I’m bleeding
Check my hair it’s still receding, Hey what a life
Break for lunch, there’s nothing better
Run outside and don my sweater
Like Fred Rogers let’s be neighbors
I’ve lost my mind
I’m over worked, and underpaid, and non appreciated

It’s just a perk of being of being middle class and educated
One… spinning circles in my chair
Two…win a game of solitaire
Three… And I ponder where my stapler’s gone
Four O’clock and I stare at the door,
And I stare at my watch, Then I stare at the door
I stand by my desk like I’m going to war
There’s just one thing I’ll be needing
Grab my paycheck as I’m leaving
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh
Five O’clock it’s time to go
There’s crowds to fight and time to blow
It’s talking fast on my cell phone
Hey, watch out that’s reckless driving!
Five O’clock

It’s time to hit the couch and watch TV
Set the clock and go to sleep
It’s 8 a.m. on Monday morning
Again and again and again and again and again
Driving around, no where to go
And so I hang with my lady,
Oh, and chill with my bros
It’s okay, in my Cabriolet

[CHORUS]

When I meet God, I will have a question
I just forgot the question
I think I am running just to catch myself
Oh oh oh
Oh oh o
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I am driving

I am late for work

Spilling coffee

Down my whitest shirt

While I’m flossing

And I’m changing lanes

Oh, Yeah

Now I’m driving

Through the parking lot

Doing eighty

Hey, what the heck, why not

Watch it lady

‘Cause you’re in my spot

Once again

It’s early to work

And here’s a surprise

I got a McMuffin for just 99 cents today

I think they ran a special

I can’t stand still

Can I get a witness

Can you hear me

Anybody, anybody

I think I am running just to catch myself

Maybe someday I could fly away

Go to Key Largo or Montego Bay

Sport my speedo, maybe grab a tan

A dream vacation, wild elation

Now I’m running

Straight into my boss

And he’s angry

Oh, and he calls me Ross

Which is funny

‘Cause that ain’t my name

And that’s lame

I’m still running

Running very late

For a meeting

Wait, that was yesterday

Guess I’m early for the one next week

Oh, how sweet

I get on the ladder

I corporately climb

I wave at my life as it passes me by every day

My name’s not Ross

Life in my cubicle is discreet

Life in my cubicle is neat

I’ve got some pictures of my friends

Some sharpened pencils

Where’s my pen

Ten O’clock, I’m in a meeting

Paper cut, I think I’m bleeding

Check my hair, it’s still receding

Hey, what a life

Break for lunch

There’s nothing better

Run outside and don my sweater

Like Fred Rogers let’s be neighbors

I’ve lost my mind

I’m overworked

And underpaid

And non-appreciated

It’s just a perk of being

Middle class

And educated

One… spinning circles in my chair

Two…win a game of solitaire

Three… and I ponder where my stapler’s gone

Four o’clock and I stare at the door

And I stare at my watch

Then I stare at the door

I stand by my desk like I’m going to war

There’s just one thing I’ll be needing

Grab my paycheck as I’m leaving

Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh

It’s five o’clock

It’s time to go

There’s crowds to fight

And horns to blow

It’s talking fast on my cell phone

Hey, watch out, that’s reckless driving

Five o’clock

It’s time to leave

To hit the couch

And watch TV

Set the clock and go to sleep

It’s 8 am on Monday morning

Again and again and again and again and again

Driving around

Nowhere to go

And so I hang with my lady, oh

And chill with my bro’s

It’s okay, in my Cabriolet

I can’t stand still

Can I get a witness

Can you hear me

Anybody, anybody

I think I am running just to catch myself

When I meet God

I will have a question

I just forgot my question

I think I am running just to catch myself

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Whew!!!!

I’m exhausted!!

Thank you, Lord for this weekend to relax and recover!!

Amen!

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